1. Speaking about some guy I'd been talking to recently

    1. Me: Boy's suck
    2. My friend that's a male(T): Agreed
    3. Me: /boys though/
    4. T: They suck
    5. Me: That's the goal though, isn't it?
    6. T: GOOD POINT
     

  2. icecreamandcrushes:

    ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE GETTING LAID AND IM NOT AND I CRI.

     

  3. daisyisxsocoolxlike:

    one time I was walking around school and then the principal came up to me and told me my pants zipper was down so if you don’t think thts embarrassing I don’t know what is

     

  4. oreoofficial:

    hearing your voice through a recording

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    (via breevan-de-kamp)

     

  5. nebulash:

    The Netflix logo has become invisible to me since they flipped the colors. Like it will be sitting in a menu right in front of my face on the TV screen and I can’t fucking see it. 

    (via daisyisxsocoolxlike)

     
  6. glittaaaaah:

    megamintcat:

    ryansealcrest:

    does it come with butter pillows

    is anyone reading that description 

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    (via breevan-de-kamp)

     
  7. luthlen:

    @awgaskarth: Thinking of going for kindof a Kanye thing this year #APMAS

    teamnon-canon dude

    I’ve seen it. I cried. He’s wearing a skirt

    (Source: fuwentes)

     

  8. andrewhussiesbosom:

    andrewhussiesbosom:

    DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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    DONT CHA

    (Source: guystud, via yousobustin)

     
  9. darknessbloodyshadow123:

    cloudsinmycoffee9:

    this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

    *laughs irl*

    (Source: iraffiruse, via everthingbetween)

     
  10. thebigblackwolfe:

    strugglingtobeheard:

    manif3stlove:

    dapperedown:

    musingsofanawkwardblackgirl:

    humansofcolor:

    onlyblackgirl:

    valariesue:

    the-unfriendlyblackhottie:

    clarknokent:

    midnight-sun-rising:

    goldroadtonowhere:

    Jamila Lyiscott: 3 ways to speak English

    Stop what you’re doing and watch this. Especially if you have a problem with AAVE or broken English. 

    Yes love!!!

    This is wonderful

    yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!

    YES YESYES YES

    OMFG, yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

    beautiful 

    I feel like the people who can’t relate in the audience look so awkward..

    She deserves all the snaps

    yooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    That was amazing and super good and she’s gorgeous lol

    GO AWF

    (via luthlen)

     
     
  11. acti0n-cat:

    That’s cool with me

    (via all-time-low-fanatics)

     
  12. adamsforthought:

    dungeonsandpendragons:

    commonly confused medieval weapons

    a powerpoint by me

    now stop screwing them up seriously or i will put a medieval weapon in your head

    Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

    (Source: redandveryverydarkgray, via mojoflower)

     

  13. dudewheresmypie:

    superfandom-imagines:

    But guys, what if when Supernatural ends the screen goes black but there’s narration about how things turned out and what became of the world and then the screen gets lighter and lighter, it’s white but there’s blurry black lines and scribbles and as it clears up we see a computer monitor with the last scene written on it. The view backs up and turns revealing Chuck Shurley sitting at his desk writing the final lines of the last Supernatural book. Suddenly his phone starts to ring, he reaches over, picks it up and answers the call, he listens for a moment and then nods, “Alright, sounds good, thank you,” he hangs up and yells to the other room, “Becky! Someone picked up the Supernatural script! It’s going to be a show.”, and then for the last time the screen fades to black.

    I would support this 100%.

    (Source: william-shake-that-ass-speare, via cas-you-assbutt-dean-needs-you)

     
  14. journey-with-you-512:

    your wife is amazing

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via whovianus)

     

  15. Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

    stehnatee:

    snigguh:

    rainyohead:

    lostincape-town:

    my-herbal-journey:

    I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

    Dude I don’t even shower everyday

    Actually showering everyday is bad for you as you lose natural oils and your skin and hair dry up and become weak.

    im just lazy so ya

    Every other day, because of the oils. My hair and skin take it much better than before when I did the every day routine.

    (via arthurwhit-lock)